Top 5 Catacomb Clearing Corals

The courageous and astute Syl of The Painted Rogue invited me on an adventure that required my best and most brilliant coral products. Our swords were quite effective, but what really slayed those persistent fiends were my favorite bright coral lip, cheek and nail products.

Why did they work so well at blasting the bejesus out of the undead? Personally, I think zombie hordes prefer blood-red lipsticks. Made out of fresh blood. Coral was just too much for them.



From left to right: NYX Soft Matte Lip Cream in San Paulo, Revlon Colorburst Lip Gloss in Papaya, Ciate Mini nail polish in Play Date, Revlon PhotoReady Cream Blush in Coral Reef, L’Oreal Nail Color in Precious Coral.



Ciate Mini nail polish in Play Date:



This pinkish deep coral melted the eyeballs of our enemies with its brilliant shine.

Revlon Papaya and NYX San Paulo:



Nothing wounds a foe better than a stunning lip color. Papaya is a juicy coral gloss, perfect for simple summer makeup. San Paulo is a rosy coral pink, but she’s no damsel in distress; one flick of her wand (applicator) demolishes undead hordes dozens at a time.

Revlon PhotoReady Blush in Coral Reef:



Like a helmet, Coral Reef covers cheeks in a coral-infused barrier of protection spells, keeping claws from tearing at well moisturized faces.

L’Oreal Nail Color in Precious Coral:



Our best diversionary tactic yet, Precious Coral weaves a distraction spell over anyone who gazes upon it-be they a wizard, zombie or barmaid. The upside to this is that I can sneak out of the tavern without the barmaid noticing I haven’t paid for my ale.

Those are my top 5 coral products for battle. Which coral makeups do you take with you when you go on a quest?

If you’ll excuse me, I need to run. The barmaid finally recovered from that spell. Her legs look sturdy so I’ll need a headstart. 😀


About themakeuptrain

Beauty/product junkie hiding behind the title of certified makeup artist (that's the excuse I use for my makeup addiction). I am a human pet to two cats, a full time college student majoring in Cultural Anthropology and an organic food enthusiast (read: organic food freak) who cooks, bakes, and has not burned down the kitchen (I'm waiting for it). New York has put up with all of this thus far, so here is where I reside. I can be reached for comments, questions, complaints, and incoherent babbling at:
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11 Responses to Top 5 Catacomb Clearing Corals

  1. sylirael says:

    *sigh* what have you done to the barmaids *this* time? I swear, we get thrown out of every tavern we stay at when you’re in the party 😉 Awesome corals! I think you might have hit the skeleton on the head with that idea about coral being too much for them. Thanks for joining the party for this quest!

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  3. Lakshmi says:

    I love corals! Loved your collection ❤

  4. Sunny says:

    Great picks, Christina! I like how you picked a bit of everything here! That blush especially caught my eye!

  5. These aren’t just corals, these are bold, exciting corals. No reason to be shy here at all. Very sassy. I particularly like that with this collection you could have coral going on all over. A bit coral craziness for your whole face/nails, but woah – statement!

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