The courageous and astute Syl of The Painted Rogue invited me on an adventure that required my best and most brilliant coral products. Our swords were quite effective, but what really slayed those persistent fiends were my favorite bright coral lip, cheek and nail products.
Why did they work so well at blasting the bejesus out of the undead? Personally, I think zombie hordes prefer blood-red lipsticks. Made out of fresh blood. Coral was just too much for them.
From left to right: NYX Soft Matte Lip Cream in San Paulo, Revlon Colorburst Lip Gloss in Papaya, Ciate Mini nail polish in Play Date, Revlon PhotoReady Cream Blush in Coral Reef, L’Oreal Nail Color in Precious Coral.
Ciate Mini nail polish in Play Date:
This pinkish deep coral melted the eyeballs of our enemies with its brilliant shine.
Revlon Papaya and NYX San Paulo:
Nothing wounds a foe better than a stunning lip color. Papaya is a juicy coral gloss, perfect for simple summer makeup. San Paulo is a rosy coral pink, but she’s no damsel in distress; one flick of her wand (applicator) demolishes undead hordes dozens at a time.
Revlon PhotoReady Blush in Coral Reef:
Like a helmet, Coral Reef covers cheeks in a coral-infused barrier of protection spells, keeping claws from tearing at well moisturized faces.
L’Oreal Nail Color in Precious Coral:
Our best diversionary tactic yet, Precious Coral weaves a distraction spell over anyone who gazes upon it-be they a wizard, zombie or barmaid. The upside to this is that I can sneak out of the tavern without the barmaid noticing I haven’t paid for my ale.
Those are my top 5 coral products for battle. Which coral makeups do you take with you when you go on a quest?
If you’ll excuse me, I need to run. The barmaid finally recovered from that spell. Her legs look sturdy so I’ll need a headstart. 😀